Bro Time

He snorted. "You're mad at her because you have blue balls?"

"Fuck man, I don't know." he said. "I don't even know anymore." he said. "Anyway look, let's move on. I don't want to talk about this all day."

"No, not yet." he said. "I hate to be that guy but I know it's bugging you."

"Yeah well, I can't do much. She said she's fine when I know she's clearly not, but if I ask her then she gets upset and then I get upset soooooo case closed."

"You sound like you're done with the whole thing entirely." he snorted.

"I'm not but it's frustrating at times. Especially since we're both stubborn." he chuckled.

"Hopefully you'll get laid on your trip then." he snorted. "When are you leaving?"

"The night before her birthday, that way we're actually there on her birthday."

"Are you at least excited for it?"

"I am." he nodded. "I think it'll be good to just have some time to relax and not have to worry so much."

"That's cool." he nodded. "Least you got something to look forward to."

"Yep, so it'll be good."

He nodded. "Anything else you wanna get while we're here, princess?"

"Hm, nah. I think I'm good."

"Then what do you wanna do next?"

"Food?"

"Now you're talking." he chuckled.

"I figured." he snorted. "Well dear, pick a place."

"I want it all." he snorted.

"I should have known." he chuckled. "Alright, come on and let's go eat."

"Lead the way, darling."

"Yes ma'am." he said as he just started heading to whatever place was around.

"So I got a call from little Miss Allison." He said. "Apparently while you're gone I'll have to buy her tutus."

"Oh yes." he snorted. "Make sure you buy plenty."

"You're her dad, why is that my responsibility." he snorted.