Re: Sand and Surf (Jeff&Candice)

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:30 am

"Sounds good! I'll take my giant stick and BAM! anyone who tries to come near you." he said laughing.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:30 am

"You already did that earlier." She pointed out with a smile.

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:37 am

"Not necessarily...I bopped him good but didn't yell BAM BAM BAM! Nor did I have a big stick." he countered.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:38 am

Candice smirked suggestively. "I think your stick is plenty big."

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:42 am

He blushed beet red at that. "C-candice!"

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:43 am

"What?" She asked innocently.

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:49 am

"Oh don't give me that innocent look...you know what you did." he said still red.

[[can you start the topic at the hotel? or should I?]]

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:54 am

"What? I didn't do anything." She blinked, forming a confused expression.

(lol sure I can start it)

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:56 am

"Mmhmm..." he said rolling his eyes.

[[yay~ *loves you forever*]]

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:59 am

"Why are you rolling your eyes at me? I'm innocent." Candice said sweetly.

(haha, it's no problem. In My Arms is the title haha)

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:02 am

"Innocent...sure...we'll let you think that." he said smirking.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:04 am

"I am. I'm pure as snow." Candice said, trying not to laugh.

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:12 am

"Baby, I love you but enough with the bull shit." he said smirking.

"Because half the things we do would not be considered innocent...like the Victoria's Secret dressing room for example." he reminded.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:15 am

Candice smiled. "That was fun...okay, so maybe I'm as pure as diluted water." She giggled.

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:20 am

"That sounds more like it." he said smirking.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:21 am

"You're making me feel like a slut." Candice laughed.

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:26 am

He furrowed his eyebrows. "A slut? How so?"

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:28 am

"You're implying about how dirty I am, therefore slut." She said laughing.

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:32 am

"No...because it's exclusive to just me and you so you're definitely not a slut." he explained.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:32 am

Candice laughed. "Okay, that's better then."

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:34 am

He nodded. "Besides...if you're a slut...then I'm a sex addict."

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:35 am

Candice chuckled. "We're nymphos...for each other."

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:42 am

"Oh yeah...as creepy as nymphos are...it works for us because it's exclusive for us." he said chuckling.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:43 am

"Exactly." Candice smirked. "I no share."

**Jeff Hardy** Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:46 am

He smirked. "That's right...and I no share my Pebbles with no one...and only Pebbles play with my stick." he said unable to keep a straight face.

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