A Hardy Family BBQ (The Hardys, Randy, Candice, and Soraya)

"Dad! Randy & Katie are going to have sex in the house!" she yelled out, knowing that no one was actually hearing them and it was just the four of them.

"There, all taken care of."

Katie waited a minute.

"I don't hear any yelling...now excuse me because Randy and I are going to have a ton of sex." Katie said with a giggle.

"I don't think so." Matt said sternly.

"I want sex." she said pouting.

"Where's Shannon?" she asked.

"Yeah...me either...you are not having sex with Randy in the house we all grew up in." he said cringing at the thought.

"Why not?" Katie asked with a whine.

"Shannonnnnnn, where are youuuuuu?" she asked as she started stumbling around.

"Come on, let's have some fun." she said as she looked at Jeff, Matt & Katie.

"Have you seen Shannon?" she asked as she started loosing her balance again.

"No...Jeff can I do it with Randy in your old bedroom?" Katie asked.

"I don't think falling asleep, this intoxicated is okay." she stated as she fell to the ground again and felt her eyes closing.

Katie went over to Ellie.

"Wake up!" Katie screamed in Ellie's ear.

"Katie, I'm so tired." she said as she covered her ears.

"Well you can't sleep." Katie said.

Matt ran inside then ran back out and poured the cup of water he had on Ellie.

"Matt!" she exclaimed, but was too tired to move.

"I'll get you for that and besides, the water was warm." she said letting out a chuckle as she closed her eyes and her breathing started to find a steady pace.

Katie yawned.

"I'm getting tired too." Katie said before she lied down on the grass.

"Night Katie." she murmured as she started to go unconscious from the drinking.

"Good night Ellie." Katie said then went unconscious.

"Should we wake them up?" Matt asked Jeff.

Jeff nodded. "Yeah...come on...let's go get some cups filled with ice water to really wake them up. Or we could be mean and stick ice down their shirts." he said chuckling.

Matt chuckled.

"Lets be really mean and put ice down their shirts." Matt said.

"This is why we're so awesome." he said as he filled up a cup with ice from the cooller.

"I agree." Matt said as he filled a cup full of ice.

He smirked. "You want Ellie or KAtie?"

"Ellie...she won't kill me when she wakes up, she's nicer." Matt said.

"Oh thanks Matt." he said chuckling. Then again, Jeff was feeling pretty buzzed so he wasn't as afraid, buut luckily he wasn't full on drunk yet.

He smirked as he gently held Katie's shirt open without really looking and poured the ice down her top.

Katie instantly felt the really cold feeling of the ice then jumped.

"Ahh!" Katie screamed.

She looked at Jeff then glared.

"Jeff!" Katie yelled.

"What? It's not healthy to fall asleep drunk...and you spilled water all over me earlier." he pointed out.

Ellie too felt the cold going down her shirt and she screamed as she opened her eyes.

She looked up and saw Matt smirking.

"MATTHEW MOORE HARDY? WHAT THE HELL?!" she asked as she glared at him as well.