A Hardy Family BBQ (The Hardys, Randy, Candice, and Soraya)

Ellie saw what happened and laughed along with Katie.

"Ha ha. Jeffy took a shower." she said in amusement.

"Oy...thanks Katie." he said as he just removed his shirt and laid it out on a chair. Now was just in his white wife beater and his jeans. There was an upside, though, because he knew how much Candice like him in wife beaters.

Katie continued laughing.

"Now what was that question Jeffy?" Katie asked.

"He thinks we drank too much and wants to know how much you had. They said we're drunk, but we are not." she said as she started crying from laughing so hard.

"We're not drunk Jeffy! I've only had about...9 beers." Katie said with a laugh.

"See, we're fine." she said as she grabbed Katie's arm and pulled herself up. It took a while since she kept loosing her balance, but she managed.

"There, see?"

"Oh Katie look, there's vodka!" she exclaimed as she attempted to run towards it.

Jeff sighed, shaking his head. "If you two plan on getting wasted, just make sure you keep your vomit away from us." he said smirking as he took a long swig of his beer.

Katie gasped.

"I love vodka!" Katie exclaimed then stumbled over to it with Ellie.

"I call the bigger glass." Katie said as she grabbed it then the vodka bottle.

"Hey! I wanna do a shot with you two!" he called, going over to them. If you can't beat them, join them.

"Give me that." she said taking the bottle and drinking it from there and then handed it to Katie.

"You got your germs on the bottle!" Katie yelled with a glare.

She then grabbed a bottle of tequila then started drinking out of the bottle.

"Oh, so this is a drinking contest? Well, y-you're on!" she said as she started drinking.

"Why are you two drinking so much?" he asked as he grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured himself a big glass.

"Why are you drinking so much?" Katie asked before she took a large sip of tequila.

"All done." she said.

"I beat youuuuu." she said slurring.

"Hey I just started." he pointed out as he started on the JD.

"You cheated!" Katie yelled.

Jeff poured himself another glass. "Matt you want some?"

"I didn't cheat." she said laughing.

"Is it okay to sleep after you've had sooooooooo much to drinkkkkkk?" she asked.

"I don't know but I think it's okay to have sex after you drink...Randy!" Katie yelled with a laugh before she turned and tried to find Randy.


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"Sure." Matt said with a chuckle as he watched Katie stumble as she walked.

"No fair! My boyfriend isn't here and I haven't had sex in a week." she whined.

He poured Matt a glass as well as he smirked. "Ready to down these suckers? And no sex when you're drunk Katie!"

"Too bad." Katie said.

She went up to Jeff.

"Jeffy can you please drive Randy and I home so we can have sex?" Katie asked.

Jeff started to drink his drink and then almost choked on the alcohol. "No! Besides, I'm not sober enough anymore."

"OKay fine...Randy and I will just go inside the house and have sex." Katie said with a giggle.

"I'd like to see you tell dad that." Matt said.