Christmas with the Coltons

"so you can be super full." he grinned.

"Welcome." she said and sat down to eat the plate Ellie made for her.

She shook her head in amusement. "I'm sure I will be."

"This food is so god damn delicious." punk said.

"You talk like i don't feed you." he snorted.

"More to love." he winked.

"You know I love food." Punk chuckled.

"So you do want me fat." Ellie joked.

"I know that better than anybody."

"You said it, not me." he chuckled and kissed her cheek, going to clean Sophia up.

He chuckled. "As it should be."

Sophia grinned as she saw Colt, letting out a squeal and reached for him. Sauce in her hair and food all over her high chair.

"Daddy!" Ally called for his attention. "I liked my gifts." she grinned.

He chuckled and picked Sophia up. "Lets clean you up."

"Good." He said. "You can send a thank you letter to Santa." He chuckled.

Sophia frowned.

"He got me all the dollies I wanted." she nodded.

"Nasty girl." he chuckled and carried her off to the bathroom.

"That's because you were a good girl all year." He said.

Sophia just giggled at what he said and pointed to the bathtub.

"Oh Lacyyyyy..." Ellie called out.

(Brb shower)

"The bestest girl." she grinned.

"Not right now." he chuckled and grabbed her washcloth and wet it a little to wipe off her face.

"Yes?" lacy asked.

(k)

"mhm." he nodded. "Did you eat all your food?"

She whined and pointed at the tub again.

"I got you a present."

"Not my peas. They're yucky."

"Bathtime later." he said as he got what he could out of her hair.

"Dishes to wash are not presents, El." she snorted.

He snorted. "Well at least you ate everything else then."

She reached up to touch her hair.

"Haha, I mean I could make you wash them and just keep your gift."

"You won't tell Mommy I didn't eat my veggies?"

"See? It's all clean." he chuckled and kissed her cheek.

"Give me my gift, you wench." Lacy chuckled a little.

"I won't tell her." he said.

She stared at him, blinked and then just smiled, shrugging a bit.

She snorted and grabbed a wrapped gift for her. "You can't really open it here, but just know it's for when the hubby's away so you can play." she winked.

"You're the best, Daddy." she grinned. "Was Santa good to you?"

"Wanna go play with your toys?"

Lacy had the decency to blush. "Ellie.." she chuckled.

"He was." Punk nodded.

She kicked her feet in excitement.

"You're welcome." she chuckled. "And there's like handcuffs and stuff for whenever you have your playtime with Punk. Start going at it again."

"What did you get?" she asked curiously.

Jack moved away from Brandon to snuggle with Madison.

"Okay, okay." he chuckled. "we're gonna have to teach you how to clap or somethin'."

"You trying to tell me something?" she chuckled.

"Well, he bought me some comics and movies I wanted."

Maddie giggled and hugged Jack. "Hiiiiii Jack."

She looked on in confusion and extended her arms out, then very slowly started to bring them back it, making her palms touch each other gently, not making a sound. There was your clap, lol.

"Yeah, get laid." she chuckled.

"That's borin'." she frowned. "You always get comics."

"Good girl." He chuckled and brought her downstairs.

"What are you doing?" Brandon frowned as he watched Jack kiss Maddie's cheek.

"And how do you know I don't get laid?" she chuckled.

"Because there are always new ones that come out. Just like you always get tutus."

She giggled and wrapped her arms around Colt's neck.

"He's just being nice." Maddie said.

"You vent to me. Duh."

"Ooooh. Like that."

"What toy do you wanna play with?"

"He's being dumb. Don't kiss her." Brandon crossed his arms, and Jack looked confused.

"I vented to you about getting rid of my drawer." she chuckled.

"I know you do." he snorted.

Sophia pointed at her teddy bear.

"Don't be a jerk." Maddie said.

"And about not getting laid."

"Mommy bought my tutu today." she grinned. "It's for Crimmus!"

He handed her the bear and sat her on the floor.

"I am not a jerk. Jack, come here."

Jack frowned and started to crawl over.

"You must have overheard my hypersexual husband talking about that." she chuckled.