Beachin' It

"Pizza." Carly grinned.

"Yummy pizza." he nodded. "To the car, troops."

Brandon and Ally got into their car seats but Jack and Carly still needed help.

He buckled them in. "Alright, all good." he said and then went into the driver's seat. "Hopefully we'll be back before Mommy comes home." he told them as he started to drive.

"Why mommy have a girls day anyway." She grumbled.

"She needs a break sometimes."

"I need a break!" she said. "Pre K is hard."

"Why is that?"

"You gotta learn your ABCs, and talk to stupid boyssssssssss"

"We all had to learn our ABCs." he said. "And we all have to talk to boys and girls. Brandon does it and he's fine."

"Brandon don't have friends." Ally snorted.

"Shut up." brandon rolled his eyes. "I do too. You don't have friends. You just got a lotta boys that wanna be your boyfriend."

"Ally, be nice." he said. "And boyfriends? I don't think so."

"Ever since Ethan left a whole lotta boys wanna be with her." Brandon snickered.

"Be quiet!" Ally blushed.

"She got three of 'em." He smirked.

"Brandon!!!"

''Three?!" he said. "And what are their names?"

Allison looked down, still blushing furiously.

"Robert, Eddie and.. who else? Sammy." Brandon nodded.

"Too many boyfriends." he said. "And how about you Brandon? How many girlfriends do you have?"

"None."

"He doesn't have any because he's ugly and stupid." Allison said spitefully.

"So are you but for some reason three boys like you." Brandon retorted.

"You both are not ugly or stupid. Be nice to each other." he told them.

"He tattled on me!" Allison protested.

"...and she gives them kisses alllllllllll the tiiiiiiiiiiime, 'specially when they share lunch with her." Brandon bragged. "She's like Mommy, but you buy her stuff to get kisses."

"Watch the way you speak to me." Punk said as he shook his head. "Ally, it's cool. No more kissing though."

Brandon shrugged. He didn't see the big deal.

"It's just on the cheek," she mumbled, still blushing. She was embarrassed.

"Okay. Just no more boys."

"..mmkay." she pouted.

Jack and Carly were just babbling at each other, oblivious to what was going on. They were the happy (good) babies.

"We're here." He said as he parked the car.

"I thought you were gonna see if I can be with mommy." Ally said.