Inconveniences [Lacy/Phil]

"Oh well you know, I wasn't really doing what you thought I was doing. I kept you out there for a little payback."

She frowned. "Payback?"

"Yes. Shannon told me something, that disturbed me."

"And this is new... how?"

"It's not new, but he told me that you said he's a better kisser than me. I'm actually a little offended."

"Oh, um..." She bit her lip. "It's like not even by a lot."

"Still, it kind of stings."

"But I'm with you." She shrugs. "It's not like I said you were a bad kisser."

"Well what if I said someone else was a better kisser than you?"

"Well you kiss me all the time and not them, so I don't think I'd care."

Phil just sighs and nods.

"Fine."

She sighs and stands up, walking over to him. She rests her hands on his chest. "You aren't really upset about this are you?"

"Kills my ego a little."

"Well how can I boost your ego? Cause I'm flat on ideas."

"Well for one, say I'm the better kisser."

"Well I'd need a reason to say that, I don't lie."

He looks at her and groans as he walks away from her, plopping down on the couch and frowning.

"I hate Shannon."

She chuckles at his childishness. "Babe, why does this kill you so much? I'm here with you and not somewhere with Shannon."

"Cause now when I kiss you and whatnot, I'm going to be thinking that you're thinking Shannon is so much better at it than I am."

"Fine, would you like for me to go sleep with him and tell you he's better at that, too?"

"Might as well." he muttered as he folded his arms across his chest and pouted.

She shakes her head and walked over to him, sitting next to him. "Babe for all you know Shannon could have just been trying to impress me." She shrugs. "Maybe he doesn't always kiss like that."

"Still."

"Well I kept my promise." She shrugs. "I didn't kiss him like I would kiss you."

"So you kissed him better?" he pouted.