Re: The Relapse (Candice and Jeff)

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:34 am

"Your hips are just fine...very nice." he smirked. "But I'm all for adoption...we'll be the cooler version of Brangelina...because well...we're not that crazy and I didn't cheat on my wife with you, divorce her and marry you." he chuckled.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:35 am

"That I know of." She teased.

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:37 am

"Me either...so if I got married already...well...I've never met her." he laughed.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:40 am

Candice laughed. "Well in that case, we are safe to be the cool version of Brangelina, we're Jendice instead."

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:49 am

"The name is already a lot cooler." he smirked.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:51 am

"Plus, we're also sexier." Candice grinned.

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:55 am

"Oh...much more sexy." he smirked. "Angelina looks like a skeleton...I prefer a woman with curves...and a woman that doesn't make out with her brother." he chuckled. "You really think I'm sexier than Brad Pitt?"

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:56 am

Candice blushed. "Thanks Baby. And yes, way sexier than Brad Pitt, even before Brangelina he never did it for me."

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:00 am

"really?" he asked brightly. Well if that wasn't an ego boost, he didn't know what was.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:01 am

"Really, besides, I crushed on you long before we got together." She laughed.

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:03 am

"I never get tired of hearing that...then again I was trying to get the guts to ask you out a long time ago too." he laughed.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:07 am

"At least we managed to get together, that's all that really matters in the end." She said.

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:08 am

"That's right...and we're gonna get married." he said smiling lovingly.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:12 am

Candice grinned. "I cannot wait, then we get to spend the rest of our lives together."

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:14 am

"Me either...but if you wanted to get married now, we can go to Vegas and do it...I don't care as long as I marry you..." he said softly.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:15 am

"As tempting as that offer is, I want our dream wedding." She told him.

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:17 am

He nodded. "That's fair...when did you wanna get married exactly?"

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:35 am

"I was thinking around Thanksgiving. I was thinking though, if you'd like, we could get married here in North Carolina, where you grew up." She suggested.

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:49 pm

He smiled. "Baby...you are amazing...I love Fall...and I'd love to get married here..." he said kissing her temple lovingly.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:55 pm

"Perfect. Katie and I found my dress by the way, it's...magical." She smiled.

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:05 pm

He pouted. "Well now I wanna see it."

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:15 pm

"Sorry Love, but that's bad luck." She chuckled. "You'll see it soon enough though."

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:16 pm

He wiggled impatiently. "Fine...but only because I love you so damn much." he winked.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:17 pm

She grinned. "I love you too. And I promise, it'll be worth the wait."

**Jeff Hardy** Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:18 pm

"Good...and since you'll be the one wearing it, I don't doubt it." he smiled, stroking her hair.

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