Sand and Surf (Jeff&Candice)

Candice giggled as she dried herself off. "Eager are you?"

"I'd like to quote the great Stone Cold Steve Austin with an OH HELL YEAH!!" he said laughing as he started to gather his things.

Candice smiled and began to pack up her things.

He finished packing and grabbed her bag as well. "Shall we then, my lady?"

She nodded. "Yes, let's go then."

He smiled as he put their stuff in the back of his car before opening her door for her.

"Thank you." Candice smiled sliding into the car. "You're such a gentleman."

"It's how I was raised...an incredibly wonderful woman like you deserves nothing less." he said smiling as he shut her door and went to the driver's side.

Candice blushed. "I love you."

"I love you too...very much." he replied as he started the car.

"Mhmm...I can't wait for that shower." She said. "How far away is the hotel?"

"Me either...not too far, thank God." he said chuckling as he started back for the hotel.

"Good, can we take a nice hot one..." She smirked. "In more ways than one?"

"Oh yes...it won't get steamy just from the water." he said smirking with her.

"You're too hot for your own good, Babe." Candice laughed.

"Says the go-daddy girl who's commericial was too hot for the Super bowl and former Playboy cover girl." he teased.

"Well Baby, if you marketed, I'm sure GoMommy would sign you as would Playgirl." Candice joked.

He laughed. "So you wouldn't mind if I posed nude for Playgirl?" he asked smirking.

"Well I have some news...I already did...I went under the name Mike Honcho and did a full nude spread." he said, trying not to burst into laughter.

[[if you don't know the reference it's from the movie "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" when Will Ferell is in the hospital bed and John C Reily thinks he's dead and thinks it's proper to bring it up...the actual quote goes like this...

"Remember that summer you went away to community college? Well that was when I did this spread for Playgirl magazine. You probably don't remember because I went under the name Mike Honcho. And I do mean spread. I spread my butt cheeks and everything. So I just wanted you do know...I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho."]]

Candice's jaw dropped as she tried not to laugh. "Whore." She giggled.

(No I've never seen the movie, thanks for clarifying lol I wouldn't have gotten it otherwise)

"Well I had some free time on my hands and I got the offer so I went for it. It was quite a long time ago....back in 2000 or so when my hair was that BRIGHT blue and whatnot." he explained, trying to keep the straight face. He was doing relatively well if he did say so himself.

Candice shook her head. "Just another Centerfold Whore, what am I going to do with you?"

"Love me anyway?" he asked grinning.

"Or...you could punish me because I've been a very bad boy." he said, the grin turning into a smirk.

"I should punish you." Candice laughed. "You're mine, I no share!"

"You no share? I see you start turning cave woman when you get all possessive. It's cute. Do you wanna be Wilma Flinstone, Pebbles Flintstone, or Betty Rubble? Because then I can be Fred, Bam Bam, or Barney." he said smiling.

Candice laughed. "I'll be Pebbles, you be Bam Bam."