Re: A Visit To Raw (Matt visits Candice)

**Matt Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:32 pm

"Because she asked you where babies came from not me." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:34 pm

"Dave I wanna know where babies come from?" Candice whined.

"Then get your boyfriend to explain it to you." Dave shook his head.

**Matt Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:38 pm

"Dave just tell her, it's not like it's that hard to explain." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:39 pm

"Why do I have to explain sex to her? She already knows! I know she's not some virgin!" Dave groused.

"Matt, Dave's cranky." Candice whined.

**Matt Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:45 pm

"I think he needs his diaper changed." Matt said.

**Batista** Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:04 pm

Dave glared at Matt. "Not this again!"

**Matt Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:10 pm

"And a nap, he could use a nap too." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:11 pm

"He might need a bottle before bed time too." Candice agreed.

**Matt Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:14 pm

"Do you wat Candy to sing you to sleep Dave?" Matt asked.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:17 pm

"I sing great lullabies!" Candice giggled.

"I hate you both right now." Dave grumbled.

**Matt Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:21 pm

"But we love you...because we can torture you like crazy." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:20 pm

"Uh huh!" Candice agreed. "You're our favorite!"

**Matt Hardy** Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:22 pm

"Now tell Candice where babies come from and don't say the stork." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:46 pm

"Mommy's tummy." Dave growled with an eye roll.

"But how do they get there?" Candice asked.

"Jeez, Candice!" Dave said in exasperation.

**Matt Hardy** Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:54 pm

"Yeah Dave how do they get there?" Matt asked.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:56 pm

"I'm not explaining the birds and the bees just for your web show!" Dave shook his head.

"What do birds and bees have to do with babies?" Candice asked.

**Matt Hardy** Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:00 pm

"Yeah Dave I don't get it." Matt said with a chuckle.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:17 am

"This is cruel and unusual punishment!" Dave snapped.

Candice began to pout again. "Dave, why are you so mean to me?"

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:23 am

"Dave stop being mean to Candice, she's really sweet and only asking simple questions that anyone could answer." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:27 am

"Then why don't you answer them?!" Dave said to Matt.

Candice began to fake cry. "He's so mean!"

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:28 am

"Because she asked you the questions and now you made her cry." Matt said before he kicked Dave's leg.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:30 am

"Ow damn it! Hardy, you know those are crocodile tears!" Dave rubbed his leg.

"Dave's a big meanie!" Candice wailed. "I don't want to play with him anymore, Matt. He's not nice!"

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:34 am

"Dave say your sorry to Candice." Matt said before he kicked Dave again.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:37 am

"Ow! Hardy, Son of a Bitch!" Dave yelled.

"He's swearing now!" Candice buried her head in her arms and continued to fake sob. "He's a big meaniehead!"

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:38 am

"No swearing!" Matt yelled before he kicked Dave again.

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