Re: A Visit To Raw (Matt visits Candice)

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:42 am

"Hardy! You son of a..." He grit his teeth. "Cucumber!"

Candice suddenly giggled. "Son of a Cucumber?"

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:46 am

Matt laughed.

"I'm so glad I'm taping this." Matt said before he kicked Dave again.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:48 am

"OW!" Dave suddenly stood up. "I hate you both!"

Candice began to cry again. "But why? What'd we ever do to you?"

"You're doing it now!" Dave complained, gathering up his newspaper. "I'm sure you have plenty of material for your show." He grumbled.

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:52 am

"Candice I think you should hit him for being so mean to you." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:54 am

"Don't you dare?" Dave warned Candice.

But it was too late, Candice struck out and kicked him in the shin. "Meanie!"

"OW!" Dave groaned. "God Damn it, Candice! That hurt! Are you wearing steel toed stilettos?"

"Matt, Dave swore at me!" Candice whined.

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:00 am

Matt put his camera down but made sure it was still taping Dave. He then went over to Dave and kicked him again.

"Stop being mean to Candice, she hasn't done anything wrong." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:04 am

"What the hell! Stop kicking me!" Dave groaned.

Candice pouted. "What'd I ever do to you, Dave?"

"You just kicked me!"

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:06 am

"That doesn't mean you have to be mean to her." Matt said before he stomped on Dave's foot.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:10 am

"Matt, if you don't cut it out, I'm going to Batista Bomb you right in the middle of catering!" Dave growled.

"Now you're being mean to Matt, what kind of person are you?!" Candice wailed.

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:16 am

Matt grabbed a tub of fudge then poured it on Dave.

"That's for being mean." Matt said.

(Yay Kasey! You're ranked as a legend. lol)

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:22 am

Candice started laughing like crazy. "Chocolately Dave!"

Dave just stared at them in shock while fudge dripped off him.

(omg, that's so cool! Ha, I'm a Legend! *glances around* uh oh. do I have to worry about a certain legend killer now?)

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:24 am

"Lets make him into an ice cream sundae." Matt said before he put whipped cream on Dave.

(Don't worry I'll keep Randy away from you so you don't have to worry about a sudden RKO. lol)

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:28 am

Candice grinned, grabbed and chair and a cherry, before climbing on the chair and placing the cherry on top of Dave's head.

"You know, if you had done this when we dated all those years ago, things might have turned out differently." Candice joked, referring to their brief liaison during his Evolution days an her first year with the company.

Dave sighed. "I hate you."

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:29 am

"That's not very nice Dave." Matt said before he sprayed whipped cream into Dave's mouth.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:30 am

"Ha now he can't talk!" Candice giggled.

(It's that punt to the skull I worry about XD)

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:32 am

"We don't want to hear him speak anyway." Matt said before he sprayed whipped cream on Dave's face.

(haha don't worry Randy's fast asleep right now. Shhh...don't want to wake him up or else you may suffer a punt to the head. lol)

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:37 am

"Yup, he's nothing but a meanie!" Candice agreed.

(off to bed, Katie, night!)

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:38 am

"Yep, nothing but a jerk." Matt said before he kicked Dave again.

(Good night Kasey!)

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:47 am

"Hey Matt, now that's Dave's an ice cream sundae, can we find someone else to torture too! It could be a two for one special on the show!" Candice laughed.

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:23 pm

"That sounds like a great idea, who should we torture now?" Matt asked as he grabbed his camera.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:30 pm

"Hmm?" Candice thought for a moment.

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:35 pm

Matt started to think too.

"Who would go crazy if we tortured them?" Matt asked.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:55 pm

"Jericho!" Candice suddenly said. "We can always torture him!"

**Matt Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:56 pm

"Yes! Where is he?" Matt asked.

**Candice Michelle Hardy** Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:57 pm

"Probably in wardrobe, trying to get more sparkles." Candice suggested.

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