Jeff's Bachelor Party (All the Guys)

Jeff sat in the club that Matt happened to book for this. Jeff normally wasn't one for this type of thing but everyone had convinced him to go ahead and do it since it's his final night as a bachelor. He sat back and waited for people to arrive. He was dressed in a patterned button down shirt that rolled up to his elbows and a pair of nice jeans.

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AJ had walked into the club and walked around before spotting Jeff in the VIP area. He walked over and looked around and then at the man he used to work with in TNA. "Hey man....what's up?"

Jeff looked up. "Oh...AJ hey man!" he grinned. "Oh...this is my bachelor party....you should join in!" he invited.

"Umm...you sure? I don't wanna intrude. But congrats." he offered.

"Nonsense! Come on in." Jeff insisted.

AJ just smiled as he sat next to Jeff while they waited for the other guys to join in.

"Punk, you're a retard." Shannon muttered.

"Says the guy who sent us to the wrong club and sat there for an hour until he realized we were at the wrong place." Punk added in.

"Touche." Shannon laughed.

They walked up to Jeff & AJ.

"Hey guys." they both said, shaking hands with the boys.

Jeff looked up and grinned. "Hey guys! Come on in!" he grinned.

"Hey Punk...hey Shannon." AJ smiled warmly.

"Hey AJ." Shannon repeated.

"Yeah, sorry we're late, big dork over here realized an hour later we were at the wrong club." Phil laughs.

Jeff and AJ laughed. "Hey it's alright...my own best man isn't here yet and the others haven't gotten here either." Jeff reassured.

"Out of curiosity...how does it take that logn to figure out that you're at the wrong club?" AJ quirked.

"He was too busy riding on the mechanical bull." Phil laughed.

"So the mechanical bull was more important then my bachelor party?!" Jeff pouted.

"Apprently." Phil chuckles.

"No it was not. I thought you all were late."

"you thought 'd be that late to my own party?" he laughed.

"Yeah. You are sometimes always late to things man."

"Yeah but not to the important stuff!" he laughed. "Come on...tomorrow's my wedding!"

"True. I should have had some common sense, but I'm here before Matt." he points out.

"Yeah...that's true." he chuckled. "Where is he? He can't be with Soraya...she's at Candy's bachelorette party...I should know. Candy just texted me." he chuckled.

"Oh goodness, you two are not speaking to each other for the rest of the night. This is a bachelor party." Shannon laughs as he grabs Jeff phone.

"Yeah. If Matt were with Soraya though, then he's the one at the wrong party." Phil piped in.

He pouted when he got his phone taken away. "But what if Matt or one of the guys tries to call me?"

"I'll answer or they might call me. I've got it all worked out man."

"Sorry we're late." Dave said, looking borderline irritated as he sat down.

"It wasn't my fault!" Greg exclaimed, shooting Dave a grumpy look. "It was your idea to bring the Rookie!"

"I resent that!" Evan Bourne smacked Greg upside the head. "You're the one who elbowed Dave in the head, not me!"

"I was aiming for you!" Greg sat down beside Jeff. "Dave come on, don't be mad."

"I'm not mad, I'm happy for Jeff, so drop it, Helms." Dave rolled his eyes. "Congratulations Jeff, last night as a bachelor!"

"You're a lucky man!" Evan agreed.

"I disagree. He's marrying Satan's Mistress!" Greg joked.

Evan smacked Greg again. "Do us all a favor and shut up."

He grinned as he saw Dave, Evan, and Greg come in. "Hey guys." he laughed as he found out that Greg had agitated Dave again. "If she's Satan's Mistress...what does that make me?" he laughed.

AJ just watched them all go back and forth. "Is it always that exciting around you guys?"

"AJ, it can be. You need to hang out with us more often."

"Actually, we don't. Which is why AJ and I tend to stay at ECW." Punk joked.

"Her boytoy on the side." Greg answered simply, before he was hit again, this time by Dave. "OW!"

"Leave Candice alone for one night, she's not even here." Dave rolled his eyes. "Besides, you deserved what you got last week!"

"No I didn't she's evil! And you helped her!" Greg accused.

"With Greg, it's always like this." Evan assured AJ.

"Of course I helped her. You, in pink, funny as hell." Dave smirked. "The glitter was a nice touch too."

Jeff just laughed. "Greg...just promise to behave yourself tomorrow...please?" he requested since he knew how much it meant to CAndice that their wedding went off without a hitch.

AJ snickered. "Wow...kinda makes me glad I'm on ECW...avoid the drama."

"Of course I'll behave tomorrow." Greg rolled his eyes. "I'm not heartless like this jerk!"

Dave smirked. "Speaking of heartless, here!" He whipped out his cellphone, looking up a photo and tossed it to Evan. "Don't piss Candice off, look how creative she gets!"

Evan burst out laughing, before passing the phone to AJ. "Ahahahah, pink! Glitter!" Which held a photo of Greg wearing a shirt that had been dyed pink and covered in glitter, while trying not be seen leaving the arena.

"Bastard!" Greg complained.

Jeff took a glance and busted out laughing. "Oh my God! My Candice is an evil genius!" he snickered.

AJ, who'd been sipping a beer, almost spit it out. "Holy crap." he laughed.

[[hey we need to get a picture of matching rings, don't we?]]

"Well she told what she had planned, I almost pissed myself laughing." Dave grinned. "And it came out even better when we pulled it off."

Greg frowned. "Hence why she is Satan's Mistress and you, are her minion."

Dave smirked. "If being her minion gets her to prank you instead of me, happy to do so."

Evan grinned. "I want in next time she pulls something!"

"Shut up Rookie!" Greg glared at him.

(yeah we do)

Jeff just laughed at his friends. "ah man...makes me so glad that I'm never on the receiving end of this stuff."

AJ snickered. "And I will gladly play accomplice any time."