Priceless Day At The Beach (Anyone Is Welcome)

Cody Rhodes stopped in his tracks as he arrived at the beautiful California beach.

He stared down and into the water from teh piere, looking at thepire and crisp reflecting sunshine on the water, ready for a day of relaxing.

Ted Dibiase was already down at the beach, laying a towel in the sand for himself, and his special gust of honor, Maryse.

He laughed when he saw Maryse near the water, her facial expression telling hte story of a disgusted high class snob staring on at the poor folk.

"You gonna jump in?" He asked her.

Maryse shot a glare at him, "Are you serious.... me get in the filth of normal people!" she siad disgusted, "Eww!"

"WOO WOO WOO...." Zack Ryder shouted as he made his way onto the sand of the beach. "You Know It!" he finished, as he slung his blue beach towel over his shoulder, before glancing around.

"This is nothing like Long Island beaches... and the babes aren't that great neither... WOO WOO WOO... You Know It!" he said.

"Shut up Zack" AJ sighed as she made her way onto the beach in her black bikini. In one hand was a black lace parasol, in the other, a black towel and...a tent. "Hey guys" She said placing her belonging on the sand.

"WOO WOO WOO! Hey Aj" Zack said loudly.

"Oh hey Aj" Ted spoke in a southern accent.

"Maryse turned in the direction of Aj and rolled her eyes, before turning back to look at the water.

"WHY DO I AHVE TO DO MY SUMMER SKIN ON HERE" Velvet screamed down the phone to Vince.

"It's ugly, full of normal people, smelly, and just plain right DIRTY!" Velvet screamed only to get hung up on.

"Like is that what I think it is?" Velvet asked looking at a......... dirty rubber finger *condom*

Maryse looked in disgust at the water.

"Why are there things floating in the water! Don't these people use trash cans!" she griped.

"I think im gonna be sick" Velvet said.

"This is so stomach turning!" she continued griping, "I goota get away from this filty infested place"

"I hate Vince" Velvet moaned.

"Just come over here next to me Miss Priss" Ted said, "I have clean towels"

"Thats the only clean thing on this beach" Velvet said.

"I think I should get daddy to buy it, then do it up so it looks nice" she said.

Ted laughed, "You want a towel Velvet? I have extra"

"No I have my own" she said pulling a towel out of her bag.

"It's got my playboy cover on it" she smiled lying it down on the sand.

Cody began to walk down the piere making his way to the sandy beach.

"Hey Ted, Velvet" Cody said, acknowledging his co-workers.

Ted laughed, "Way to promote yourself Velvet" he said.

"Hey cody" he answered back.

"These towels better be imported!" Maryse bitched as she sat next to Ted.

"Calm down Maryse, it's not like the towels are gonna eat you" AJ said setting up her tent.

Kelly came up behind Aj and whispered, "If only they could... one less bitch out of the way" she told slightly laughing.

"That'l be the day" AJ chuckled climbing into her tent.

"Aj mabe you should stay in the sun, you know get a tan" she said.

"Oh wait, you ugly boyfriend dosn't like brown girls...... sorry I mean your not boyfriend but wanna be boyfriend" she smirked.

"And like where is your bikini?" she asked.

"Velvet, I'm here to spend time with my friends, not get a tan, beside, my pale skin, she will burn in the sun. And if I were you, don't get into my private life and my thoughts on the deadman" She shot at Velvet. "My bikini is under my towel" She said unwrapping it frm her body.

"OMG GRANNY PANTIES" she laughed looking at AJ's bikini

"Did you get that at Walmart? And if I wanna talk about the freaky deadman I will" she shot.

"I got them from the shop at the top of the beach, I dont plan on showing my ass much, since g-string are like eturnal wedgies. And no, you wont talk about him" She sad pulling a magazine out.