Here Comes The Baby (Randy and Katie)

"I'd feel better if we get you checked out though."

"They're just going to say it's false labor. It's happened before." Katie said.

He sighed.

"Are you sure?"

Katie gave Randy a small smile.

"I'm sure lie down." Katie said before she lied down herself.

"Alright." he said as he laid on the bed again. "If you feel anything again, let me know."

"I will I promise." Katie said as she lied her head on Randy's shoulder.

Ten minutes later Katie felt something wet under her and sat up after she turned on the lamp then groaned.

"Randy." Katie said as she shook his shoulder.

"Randy wake up, my water broke." Katie said.

Randy immediately woke up and nodded.

"Let's go." he said as he helped her up.

Katie nodded then took deep breaths as she stood up with Randy's help.

"Should we get someone to watch Jake?" Katie asked.

"Crap yeah. We'll take him for now and I'll call someone to watch him for the night. Should I get your sister or brother or something?"

"Um...just get them both. " Katie said as she grabbed Randy's hand and squeezed as hard as she could, feeling a contraction.

Randy groaned in pain.

"Ow, okay." he said as he called Matt first.

"Randy I'm going to kill you for getting me pregnant again." Katie muttered.

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Matt groaned when he heard his cell phone then answered it.

"Do you know what fucking time it is Orton? Leave me alone." Matt said.

"Your sister is in labor."

"Is this some late April Fools Day trick?" Matt asked.

"No it's not. Get your ass to the hospital now." he said grabbing Jake.

"Are you sure you can't put her water back in for another hour or two? It's only four in the morning." Matt said with a moan.

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"Where are we going?" Jake asked as he rubbed his eyes.

(Matt's such a moron. lol)

"Get to the hospital." he said hanging up and then looked over at Jake. "Mommy is going to have your baby sister."

Matt groaned then got out of bed.

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"Cool." Jake said with a smile.

"And unless you want this baby to pop out here I suggest we stop talking and move our asses." Katie said before she felt another contraction and squeezed Randy's hand.

"Ow, okay okay. We're going." he said as he put Jake in his car seat and helped Katie into the car.

[I didn't see that but yeah...such a moron lol]

"Morons. Talk while I'm in labor." Katie said as she rubbed her stomach.

"I'm a moron?" Jake asked with a pout.

"No you're the smartest boy in the house." Katie said.

"Yes!" Jake yelled.

Randy rolled his eyes.

"Hey, I'm driving you to the hospital, I could just let you have the baby at home." he said.

Katie glared at Randy.

"Oh so you want to be an ass? Huh? Fine I'll be a bitch." Katie said as she smacked Randy on the back of the head.

"Katie! Cut it out! I'll end up getting in an accident." he groaned. "Look, I'm tired and cranky, I haven't been home for a whole week and I don't need to get smacked. Just ignore what I say, alright?"

[lmao...he's all grumpy.]

"I've been pregnant for nine months and two days! How about you ignore whatever you're feeling and shut the fuck up!" Katie yelled.

(Uh oh. A cranky, exhausted Randy Orton and a hormonal, in labor Katie. Things could get ugly. lol)

Randy just continued to drive and sighed. It was going to be a longggggg night.

[lmao...i know.]