Getting in Late

"You mean you don't find conversation with your one year old twins absolutely riveting?"

"Not at all." he snorted.

(did you get my IMs?)

She chuckled. "Welcome to my life."

(no it didn't even say you were on so i logged off)

'Such excitement going on in your life." he chuckled.

(wtf lol, it says you're on -__- lol...i'm gonna go to bed anyway in a few minutes)

"Totally." she snorted a little. "Thank you for my massage."

"You're welcome." he said. "Does it make it any better?"

"A little, I think a lot of it is just bruising." she shook her head.

"Well then I obviously have to go to Japan to beat people up." he joked.

She snorted. "While I'm honored, I'd rather you didn't."

"Why not? I could take them." he nodded.

"Because bailing you out of jail is a first I'd like not to have with you." she snorted.

He laughed but nodded. "Alright, I'll stay here then."

"Miss me?"

"Hmmmm, did I miss you?" he said as he pretended to think about it. "of course I did." he nodded.

"I'm mad that you had to think about it." she snorted.

"I was only kidding." he said. "I missed you a lot." he nodded.

"You started missing me when you had to do Brandon's laundry." she snorted.

"And mine." He joked.

She snorted. "I'll do it tomorrow."

"No need. I did it all already."

"Are you sure?"

"Mhm." he nodded. "Though, this is between us..." he sighed. "I may have ruined one of Ally's tutus. She doesn't know because I bought her another one that looked exactly like it, but the original is in the garbage." he snorted.

She snorted. "Which one was it?"

"The black one she likes to wear with my Best in the World shirt."

"I can imagine you going to the store by yourself to buy a tutu." she snorted. She reached over for his chin and pulled down gently, making him open his mouth. "I miss your tongue ring. Who told you to get rid of that?"