The Marriage of Candice Michelle to Jeff Hardy (any and all are invited)

Jeff was in the room getting ready. He was suddenly very nervous. His mouth was dry. He couldn't sit still. The day had arrived. He was marrying Candice in less than an hour. He looked at his hair and he couldn't help himself. He kept fiddling with how he looked. What if Candice took one look at him waiting for her and then up and left? Like she finally realized she could do so much better.

He took a deep breath and remined calm. He was getting married today. "I'm getting married today..." he said aloud. "Wow...I'm getting married..." he chuckled a little.

[[Jeff's tux: http://www.thetuxedoshoppe.com/images/rental/page-5/5Chaps%20Ivory%20Lexington.jpg ]]

"Eyes closed." Soraya O'Toole told Candice Michelle in the bridal room, as she put the finishing touches on Candice's hair. "No peeking."

Candice shifted in mild agitation. "I can't sit still. I'm getting married today!"

Soraya chuckled. 'I know Honey, we're all very excited for you."

Jeff was very...alert. Every time he heard something, he turned to see what it was. "Matt? I need some help...some advice...anything you got for me."

"Don't do it man." Shannon exclaimed.

"You're making an- OW!" he said touching his head after he was smacked.

"Shan, shut the hell up. Aw, Jeffy. I'm so happy for you. Today is the big day." Ellie smiled.

He almost glared at Shannon and then smiled at Ellie. "Thanks Ellie..." he breathed. "You look beautiful too." he smiled. "Candice doesn't need you though?" he chuckled.

"Thanks." she smiles.

"She probably does, but I wanted to check on you and see how you were doing. I know some idiots give wrong advice." she said glaring at Shannon.

He was still tending to his head.

"I just....what if she realizes she can do better then me? and then she calls the whole thing off and runs with the caterer?" he panicked a little.

"Are you kidding me? Jeff, she loves you and you've both been through so much. I'm pretty sure she'll stick around. She's been waiting for this day for so long. Besides, if she did that, then Katie and I would have to attack." she jokes.

He chuckled. "Thanks Ellie...that actually helps...and makes me glad that I have two awesome sisters." he smiled.

"Okay, you're finished." Soraya smiled, tucking the last curl into place.

Candice slowly opened her eyes and beamed. "Oh my Gosh! It's perfect! I love it!"

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"Oh psh, you know how we roll." she laughs.

"I think you two are evil." Shannon added in with a shake of the head.

She walks over to him and stomps on his foot.

"Shut it dwarf."

He looked over the vows he wrote and wondered to himself how he managed to get so lucky as to marry a woman like Candice.

Shannon pouts as she pats his head.

"Well I'm off to see how much of a wreck Candice must be. I'll see you both later. Jeff, don't worry. You'll be fine." she smiles as she gives him a hug.

"Shannon, behave." she warns as she walks off to find Candice's room.

She finds it.

"Knock knock." she said as she entered.

"You're welcome." Soraya smiled. "All right so, have you got your something old?"

Candice smiled nostalgically. "My mother's earrings."

Soraya nodded. "Something borrowed?"

"Your bracelet." Candice laughed.

"Something new?"

"My dress." Candice assured her.

"And blue?"

"My engagement ring." Candice smirked. "I'm all set."

"Vows?"

"Memorized." Candice quipped, "But written down to be tucked into my dress for the ceremony, just in case."

They looked up at the knock. "Hey Ellie, you look great!"

"Thanks. You look beautiful Candice. So do you Soraya." she said sincerely.